i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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