he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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