she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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