everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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