he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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