Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
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And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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