you guys were way drunker than both of me
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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