I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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