i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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