Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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