Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
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he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
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Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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