i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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