did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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