is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
People in love make me want to vomit
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
where are you?
Hypothermia
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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