It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I didn't shave. On purpose
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
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gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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