yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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