That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
