This is not my ceiling
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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