Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I just threw up on my dentist
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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