Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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