I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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