I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
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No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
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Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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