Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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