We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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