no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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