Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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