do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
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Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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