I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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Come see our sink grown plant.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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