the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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