I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
