i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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