please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
