Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
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oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
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Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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