Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Also, beer. Big fan.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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