WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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