would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I have post one night stand depression
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