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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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