Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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