turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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