Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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