I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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