We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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