You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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