you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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