yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
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Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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