That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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