Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
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I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
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Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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