Don't make out with my wife yet
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
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Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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