i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
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it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
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Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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