READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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