I'd wear matching sweaters with you
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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