OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
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We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
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I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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