We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
He did a backflip because drugs
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