I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
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i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
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I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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