So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
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i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
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We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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