Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
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She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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